Pedobear is a meme featuring a cute cartoon bear who pops up wherever people are being creepy about kids on the Internet. Cops in California don't understand this, and have issued a hilarious warning about Pedobear.
The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department, who can't be bothered to look up Pedobear's extensive Wikipedia entry, issued a very serious warning about Pedobear last week, as seen in the news report above. (Update: See below for the official San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department flyer: 'An Introduction to PEDO BEAR'.) According to KSBY-TV:
The San Luis Obispo County Sheriff's Department is warning parents about a disturbing new phenomenon made popular by pedophiles and sexual deviants.
The Pedo Bear began as an online Japanese cartoon character, and is known for his "lecherous nature" towards prepubescent children.
Recently, pedophiles have adopted the bear as a mascot.
Although there have been no reported sightings of the image on the Central Coast, individuals dressed in the bear costume and car decals have been seen in Southern California.
http://gawker.com/5636011/stupid-cal...dophile-mascot
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Update: Oh, wow. We just got off the phone with the San Luis Obispo Sheriff's Department. The good news: They apparently do understand Pedobear is an Internet joke. The bad news: They sent us this colorful two-page Public Safety Information Bulletin: "A Seemingly Innocent Menace: An Introduction to PEDO BEAR". It's as good as it sounds. Take a look!
|||Embrace their fail, I say. They should sponsor a new version of "MacGruff" the detective: "Pokey" the Pedobear.|||Quote:They apparently do understand Pedobear is an Internet joke.
I don't think they do. I really don't. Unless they're joking themselves, which seems unlikely.|||loool. California is retarded. This after they tried totally banning sales of violent games to kids, because "the ESRB doesn't control videogames!" despite the fact the ESRB has the highest rate of compliance of any rating system.|||
|||o.OI ... just ... don't know ... what ... to ... think ...||||||I reckon we're being trolled by the San Diego Police Force.
There is no way that they can seriously think Pedobear is serious indicator of someone's intentions regarding sexual motive.
Do they have any serious crimes in that area? Do they have to pull in outside agencies to solve them?
Do they write speeding tickets with crayons?
Perhaps they can help out the Sheffield Police Force on this particular matter:
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What is a "Peter File"?
Those silly Brits!|||pee dough file?
He really is a s**t.
All I can say is...
Wow... HAHA! Oh wow!
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